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Welcome to The House of Wedding Faux Pas

You’ve seen the trend - “a haunted house, but it’s just…” Well, buckle up, because this one’s personal.


Imagine a candlelit hallway lined with seating charts, name cards, and the faint sound of someone saying,

"Can I bring a plus one?"

Welcome to A Haunted House… But It’s Just Wedding Planning Faux Pas. I’ll be your tour guide - clipboard in one hand, champagne in the other. Let’s begin.


Room 1: The Ghosts of Late RSVPs

You open the first door and hear the whisper:

“Wait, was I supposed to mail that back?”

Yes, Susan. Three weeks ago.


Late RSVPs are every planner + couples personal poltergeist. They haunt the guest list, possess the seating chart, and sometimes summon a “plus-one” no one invited.


LM Events Wedding Planning Tip: Set your RSVP deadline two weeks earlier than your real cutoff. That way, when Cousin Mark resurfaces on day 37, you’re already ahead.


Room 2: The "I Can Do It Myself" Dungeon

You turn a corner and find 200 mason jars, a gallon of Mod Podge, and a defeated couple whispering,

“Pinterest… lied to me.”

The smell of hot glue and regret fills the air.


LM Events Wedding Planning Tip: Choose one or two personal DIY projects that spark joy, then let your vendor team handle the rest. That’s what we’re here for to make your ideas come to life without the hot glue burns.


Room 3: The Vanishing Vendor Payments

It’s a quiet morning… until you remember an unpaid invoice from last month.


The room gets cold. Somewhere, a florist sighs.


LM Events Wedding Planning Tip: Upload your payment schedules in Aisle Planner (or let us manage it). No last-minute hauntings, no surprises since Aisle Planner sends reminders! Just peace of mind.


Room 4: The Cursed Speech

The music fades. Uncle Bob takes the mic. Everyone collectively braces.


He starts strong. Then comes,

“Back in college, we didn’t think he’d ever settle down…”

Cue the horror movie violin.


LM Events Wedding Planning Tip: Assign speeches ahead of time and keep them short, sweet, and sentimental. We always recommend under 3 minutes. No one ever wishes the toasts were longer.

(And yes, we will happily collect the mic if it goes sideways.)


Room 5: The Case of the Missing Marriage License

The officiant looks at you and says,


“You did bring the marriage license, right?”

Your soul leaves your body.


LM Events Wedding Planning Tip: Triple-check your marriage license details and pack it with your wedding-day essentials. And bring it with you to the ceremony rehearsal, we'll handle the rest!

(This is on our Bride + Grooms' Day of Checklist)


The Happy Ending

Every wedding has its little ghosts. The late RSVPs, the rogue uncles, the “oops, I thought you had it!” moments. But with the right planner (hi, that’s us), none of them can actually scare you.


We’ll sage the bad vibes, cue the good music, and make sure your day runs smoother than a champagne pour at golden hour.


So here’s to keeping your wedding un-haunted and full of love, laughter, and zero cursed speeches.



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